As in, not real ice cream.
I am so over the moon right now that I had meant to publish this post last night but the evening got away from me.
FōMū is finally available at Whole
Can I get a woot!
Like for real. FōMū is made right here in my hometown, good ole Bahston, Massachusetts! The founders of FōMū had, at one time, assured me that their products will be available in Whole Foods and they weren’t leading me astray.
Yesterday, while shopping at WF I decided to check the frozen dessert section and there it was, right there yo! Right there before my bleary eyes Fō(fucking)Mū.
I danced a little jig right there in the aisle. I did. I swear it.
Good people of the Blogosphere, if you have never tried FōMū, then you must…
For those of you who reside on the West Coast, I do not know if FōMū has made its way out to your ‘hood, you know, out there in the Cal-zone where everything is cheese-y, but keep an eye out because you must try this.
FōMū is so fuckingfantastic that it makes all other alternative ice creams look like sludge. As in Boston Harbor Dirty Water Sludge. Yos!
Do you want to know what makes this product even more fantastic than it already is?
NO ANIMALS WERE EXPLOITED IN THE MAKING OF IT. NONE. ZIP. ZILCH.
UNLIKE REAL ICE CREAM, THIS SHIT WON’T CLOG YOUR ARTERIES OR KILL YOU!
I dare any non-vegan to challenge that.
The Vegan diet doesn’t exploit or kill.
It also doesn’t harm the human body.
Hey naysayers, suck on that!
Where was I?
What’s that you say? You’re not a vegan?
Well not to worry.
Vegans and Non-Vegans alike will looooooooove this product.
I assure you.
If you feed this goodness to your family or friends, they will not know it is vegan.
That’s it, yos.
p.s. I ate the entire pint of the flavor you see above. It was so damn good I just couldn’t stop.